Terms of Service
Version: 1.0 (or 2.0, or π, we can't decide)
Last updated: right now (Sept. 15th 2025 3:18 A.M.)
By using this site, you agree to these terms. Or don't. We don't really care, literally nothing will change.
Welcome to HeadlessRyn's Terms of Service! These terms are designed to protect us from you, not the other way around. But let's be honest, if you're reading this, you're probably just bored.
Acceptance of Terms
By accessing, browsing, or even thinking about this website, you agree to these Terms of Service. This includes:
- Reading this page (which you're doing right now)
- Looking at our music (we hope you like it)
- Sharing our content (please do!)
- Existing in the same universe as our website
WARNING: These terms may change at any time without notice. We'll try to update this page, but no promises.
User Conduct
You May:
- Listen to our music (that's the point)
- Share our links (we appreciate it)
- Leave nice comments (we love those)
- Report bugs (we might fix them)
You May Not:
- Steal our music (that's illegal anyway)
- DDoS our site (we can't afford better hosting)
- Spam our comments (we'll just delete them)
- Sue us (we have no money, we am broke)
- Leave hate comments (it hurts our feelings)
Content and Intellectual Property
All content on this site is owned by HeadlessRyn (and the other aliases), including:
- Music tracks (duh)
- Website design (such as it is)
- This legal text (ironically)
- Our good name and reputation ("good" but yeah)
You can use our content for whatever purpose you want, but don't be a jerk about it and dont try to purposely hide my (our) names.
Disclaimers
Music Quality Disclaimer
Our music may cause:
- Hearing damage (turn down your volume)
- Dancing (uncontrollable)
- Headaches (from the bass)
- Joy (hopefully)
Technical Disclaimer
This website may:
- Break at random times
- Load slowly (blame your internet)
- Look weird on your device
- Contain bugs (we're only human)
General Life Disclaimer
We are not responsible for:
- Your emotional well-being
- Your taste in music
- Your decision to visit this site
- Anything really, you're on your own
Limitation of Liability
In the unlikely event that something goes wrong:
- We won't pay you money
- We won't fix your computer
- We won't apologize (much)
- We might laugh about it
- We definitely won't take you to court
- We might ghost you
Our total liability is limited to the amount of money we don't have.
Termination
We can terminate your access to this site for any reason, including:
- You didn't like our music
- You complained too much
- We felt like it
- The site broke
- You sent us hate mail
Governing Law
These terms are governed by:
- The laws of the internet
- Common sense
- Whatever the judge says
- The Geneva Convention (i think)
Changes to Terms
We can change these terms whenever we want. If you don't like it, stop using the site. But let's be real, you probably won't notice, plus it's not like these are legally credible, and we don't plan on doing anything bad anyway.
Contact Information
If you have questions about these Terms:
- Don't email us (we don't have email)
- Don't call us (we don't have phones)
- Don't write us letters (we're homeless)
- Just deal with it
- there will be an actual contact page soon dw
Miscellaneous
Severability
If any part of these terms is invalid, the rest remains valid. Like a zombie that keeps walking even after you shoot off its arm.
Entire Agreement
These terms constitute the entire agreement between you and us. No handshake required.
Waiver
If we don't enforce a term, it doesn't mean we can't enforce it later. We're just lazy sometimes.
Final Note: These terms are mostly for "legal" protection, but really just for the fun of it. In reality, we're just trying to make music and have a laugh. If you enjoy our content, that's all that matters to us!