Privacy Policy

Welcome to our Privacy Policy! We're HeadlessRyn, and we take your privacy very seriously. By "very seriously," we mean we might look at it once in a while when we're bored.

Information We Collect

What We Actually Collect

What We Pretend to Collect

• Your credit card information (nah, we're not that fancy)
• Your social security number (we don't even know ours)
• Your browsing history from other sites (that's creepy)
• Your location (unless you tell us, then maybe)
• Your IP address (because the internet told us to)
• What pages you visit (we're nosy like that)
• How long you stay (please don't leave, we get lonely)
• Your browser type (Chrome, Firefox, or that weird one you're using)
• Whether you have JavaScript enabled (spoiler: you probably do)

How We Use Your Information

We use your information in the following ways:

1. To make the website work: Because otherwise it'd just be a blank page (it would work regardless)
2. To improve our site: Based on what you click, or don't click (again, doesnt matter)
3. To send you updates: If we ever have any, don't hold your breath (flat out lie)
4. To comply with laws: When absolutely necessary (are you sensing a pattern)
5. To debug issues: When things break (which they 100% will, but again, we literally dont use or collect anything)

Data Sharing and Disclosure

We don't share your data with third parties because:

• We're too lazy to set up partnerships
• Who would want our minimal traffic data anyway?
• We value your privacy (said no website ever, yes im aware i already made this joke)
• We don't have any advertisers (because no one wants to advertise here)
• We don't even have connections (we wish tho)

Data Security

We take security very seriously. Your data is protected by:

• Our hosting provider's security (we hope)
• SSL encryption (because HTTPS is cool)
• Our password (which is probably "password123")
• The fact that no one really wants our data

Your Rights

You have the right to:

• Access your data: Email us and we'll try to remember where we put it
• Delete your data: We'll pretend to delete it
• Opt out: Just stop visiting our site
• Complain: But we might join in

Cookies and Tracking

We use cookies to:

• Remember you're not a robot
• Track basic analytics (because numbers are fun)
• Make sure the site doesn't break

For more details, see our Cookie Policy.

Children's Privacy

If you're under 13, please don't use this site. If you're under 18, your parents probably don't know you're here. If you're over 18, genuinely what the hell are you doing here?

Changes to This Policy

We may update this policy whenever we feel like it. We'll try to update the date at the top, but no promises.

Contact Us

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, you can:

• Email us (if we had an email address)
• Leave a comment on our music (we might see it)
• Send a carrier pigeon (too cool to ignore)